Keyon Dooling is a tough guy to come up with a nickname for. His name does not make any good rhymes ("Neon Keyon"? Pass). I've described him in an older post as the best Nets backup point guard since The General ("The Colonel"? Pass).
Stymied on this issue, I went to Keyon's wikipedia page. The wikiality revealed that he is an avid World of Warcraft fan. So, I present to you:
Keyon "Night Elf" Dooling!
I've never played World of Warcraft, so if there is a more bad-ass name that would fit Mr. Night Elf, please let me know in the comments.